The Brave & The Broiled

sango-blep:

heart eyes

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fiddleabout:

smallandsundry:

i have tried to post this silly warmup comic like three times i am giving up if this doesn’t work

#anway what if ava talked beatrice into a massage and what if beatrice accidentally kissed ava’s back and what if ava yeeted her

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horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

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ilikeit-art:

Claudia Bueno is an artist born in Venezuela, now based in the USA, whose light art installations will tease and tantalise all your senses. Bueno works with circuits and motors to create ethereal installations which play with light, sound and touch, creating immersive art which is psychedelic and magical in nature.

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macmanx:

A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

NPR

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

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magicratfingers:

All time favorite joke

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actualmermaid:

What Women Want, according to the first 10 minutes of The Old Guard:

- cool sunglasses

- to be called “boss”

- big snuggly hugs from guys who are not romantically interested in you

- baklava

- an axe

I see no lies here. 

what women want, according to the last ten minutes of the old guard:

- more women friends in the gang

- painkillers

- assistance murdering pharmaceutical executives

#once again: no lies detected

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crashorpie:

deluxetrashqueen:

I don’t know how to break it to you all but a bad parent will parent badly with books and a good parent will parent well with an iPad.

Ipads don’t make the “ipad kid”. What upsets you is a child who is being given something distracting and potentially obnoxious to those around them so that the parent doesn’t have to deal with engaging with their child. And it’s not new.

I grew up before the invention of the ipad and the complaints were the same. It was “tv kids” and “Gameboy kids”. And it was book kids too, though people rarely complained about those kids because it didn’t make noise and bother them personally so they no longer cared. Because the “it’s for the good of the child!” argument dried up real fast as soon as it was something that didn’t affect them.

A good parent who is engaging with their child’s interests can do so with an iPad or television. A bad parent can say “take this and leave me alone” with a book or a toy. The problem is that some kids were raised by objects. By whatever kept them busy and entertained and away from their parents. Sure, there are parents who need to realize that’s what they’re doing and would benefit from changing their parenting style by limiting electronics use, but “if you give your kid an electronic toy, it means you’re a bad parent” is not the same thing and largely misses the actual source of the problem.

Your arbitrary standards of what “good children” doing “good child activities” is as restricting.

#it’s exhausting to hear the same argument over and over your whole life#changed to meet the times#wherever was last demonized is now the good thing#and whatever’s new is bad#and ten years from now that bad thing will be the wholesome old favorite from when times were simple (tags from OP)

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hunterbiden:

wait so the new superman animated show has clark kent transforming into superman a la magical girl anime sequence???

if your man does this that’s not your man that’s sailor moon

Sailor Krypton.

I want to point out that this transformation sequence is inspired by Precure! The cape thingy comes from Cure Mermaid’s transformation sequence!

I know nothing about this Superman show but I can confirm it was inspired by Pretty Cure, not Sailor Moon. I saw a tweet going around the other day featuring concept art for this scene and it was titled “Pretty Cure Style”. I’d link to the tweet but I’ve since quit twitter so you’ll have to trust me on this

Update: I forced my way through twitter again to find the proof:

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There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two

There once was a man from Verdun

There once was a man from the sticks
Whose limericks stopped at line six.
They were fine till line five
Then they took quite a dive —
But the problem is easy to fix
If you just ignore the last line, it doesn’t even follow the rhyme scheme oh god I’ve really lost control of this thing I’m so sorry…

There once was a man

From Cork who got limericks

And haiku confused.

There once was a man from the sticks

Who liked to compose limericks

But he failed at the sport

Because he wrote them too short

@limerickshere

There once was a fellow named Dan,
Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so,
He replied, “Yes, I know–
It’s because I try to squeeze as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.”

On Tumblr did lasses and lads
Their way with fail poetry had.
You’re having your fun
But you’re fooling no one -
It takes skill to do something this bad.

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hellsite-hall-of-fame:

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gossip-girl-of-middleearth:

Bringing this bitch back in this here 2023

Is it White and Gold or Blue and Black?

White and Gold

Blue and Black

AINT NO WAY PEOPLE SEE GOLD AND WHITE that’s 100% blue and black

WHAT THE FUCK IT IS LITERALLY WHITE AND GOLD HOW ARE YOU SEEING BLUE AND BLACK???

DUDE jrbfjwifb okay here

I can understand seeing gold. But heckin white??

The background lighting, and the overall atmosphere is made from yellow toned light bulbs.

If the dress was white we’d be seeing it as yellow. But no. It’s heckin blue

The gold part?? Yeah I understand that cause black in yellow toned rooms and bad lighting looks gold like- but it’s not even?? Close?? To gold??

THERES LITERALLY A WHITE AND BLACK DRESS IN THE CORNER BEHIND THE SUBJECT DRESS I-

What is the science behind this, the dress is a crisp paper white 😭😭

LMFAOO it really is 2015 all over again.

I googled it. And it is actually blue and black. And the science behind it (from what I understand. They use big words I don’t understand)

Some people’s eyes register the bright light to be way brighter than it is. Making it seem like the dress is “glowing” and appear white and gold

While others eyes register the dark shadows more than the light. Making them see it as blue and black

Hmmm… I wonder if different coloured eyes has anything to do with it, like melanin affecting how you perceive brightness or some shit

idec i still see white and gold.

Why… Why are we re-enacting 2015 internet folks? Didn’t you think we had enough??

we should re-enact it, because it’s fun :)

also I see blue and black :)

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nooowestayandgetcaught:

swanjolras:

y’know, some of the ground rules for behavior on tumblr make me squint

don’t give people your true name or they will be able to control you

stories are an acceptable form of payment

the inhabitants hide their real forms behind glamours and avatars

the longer you play here, the harder it is to leave

#actual sidhe court of the internet tbqh

You think you’ve only been here a few hours, but then you realize that years have passed.

When you return to RL, no one understands you, because they do not know the memes.

indeed, miss @called-kept

The best description of tumblr that I’ve seen: the faesite.

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fairydrowning:

“Grief has no distance. Grief comes in waves, paroxysms, sudden apprehensions that weaken the knees and blind the eyes and obliterate the dailiness of life.”

– Joan Didion, The Year of Magical Thinking